Hammie: I can't find our Halloween pumpkin! Did you see it?
Audrey: I traded it for my princess costume.
Hammie: All we got is squash! No PUMPKINS!
Audrey: They look like pumpkins to me.
Hammie: If we don't have a pumpkin, it isn't Halloween!
Audrey: I have to be a princess. I'm the most beautiful princess in all the world! What are you, Hammie?
Hammie: I am a cowboy indian.
Audrey: There's no such thing as a cowboy indian. Why don't you be a frog so I can kiss you?
Hammie: YUCK NO! No kissing. I guess it doesn't matter anyways. We can't go trick or treating 'cause there's no doors to knock on, and we have no PUMPKIN!
Audrey: Maybe if we are really good, we will get CANDY!
Hammie: Who's gonna give it yo us?
Nanny: And WHAT my little dears are we fussing about now?
Audrey: We don't get to go trick or treating 'cause there's no doors.
Nanny: Well, that IS a problem now. Let's see what Nanny has under her magic apron....
Audrey: CANDY!!!!!!!!!
Hammie: YIPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(lots of crunching and munching noises)
Nanny: This won't be all you're having for your Halloween. I have a very special dinner planned for you!
Hammie: Oh! That is my favourite dinner in the whole wide world!
Audrey: Mine too!
skety-O's!!!!!!
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